Cats are inordinately proud of their asses. Why else would they shove them in your face?
(Artist is Nebezial)
‘Just because I’m seducing you doesn’t mean I like you.’
(No source on the gif; painters include Valentin de Boulogne,
Caravaggio [Thug 4 Lyfe] and Artemisia Gentileschi)
‘Sister, your breast is trying to eat me.’
(Artist is Nurupoga)
No kisses! That’s what got us into this mess!
(Artist is Wooni)
Every so often, I get tired of seducing mortal after mortal, and go fight in the Blood War. Orrrr maybe I got drafted.
(Art is from Might and Magic: Heroes VI)
Shhh, mortal. Let my embrace sooth your tired mortality away…