asieybarbie:

that one succubus chick.

asieybarbie:

that one succubus chick.

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'She's a witch of the wilds, she is! She'll screw us until we can't move, and leave us for the darkspawn to eat!'
(Artist is Virak. Character is Morrigan, from Dragon Age.)

'She's a witch of the wilds, she is! She'll screw us until we can't move, and leave us for the darkspawn to eat!'

(Artist is Virak. Character is Morrigan, from Dragon Age.)

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Dragon…senses…tingling…
(Artist is Makotomikami.Characters are Serana and Dovahkiin from Skyrim.)

Dragon…senses…tingling…

(Artist is Makotomikami.Characters are Serana and Dovahkiin from Skyrim.)

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Anonymous asked: I'm just curious, is your avatar a symbol for succubi?

Tragically, no. I blame the parenthetical voice for being lazy. The big jerk even knows approximately what it would look like, but nooooo, ‘I’m too busy,’ ‘I don’t have a scanner and my most advanced drawing program is Paint,’ ‘how big should I should I make her boobs,’ and so on, and so forth. 

Instead, I have to make do with a fricking marilith. I mean, look at this bloody thing:

Six arms, six boobs, a snake tail and hair that’s impossible to manage without more spells than you can screw an archmage into casting. But wait, it gets worse!

In the parenthetical’s games, the demon lord whose symbol this is isn’t even a damn seducer! No, she’s the patron anti-saint of hellsblasted Genocide, of all things. Ummm, hello, I have a very select clientele, and they’re into sexytimes, not mass murder. I mean, would you want to screw looking up at a picture of Chinggis Khan? …Wait, bad example. Gottfrien Heinrich, maybe? Yeah, that’s a terrible picture, go with that.

If you want the rune for succubi, I’ve got a crude, crude sketch here (hey, I passed Ancient Runes by screwing the professor, cut me some slack).

If you want the succubus symbol done in the same style as that SODDING, ASYMMETRICALLY-BOOBED DEATHMONGER, THEN MERGE INTO THE BLOODY QUEUE.

I’ll even throw in a free screw while we wait FOR CERTAIN UNNAMED PARENTHETICALS TO GET OUT THEIR BIG KID MARKERS AND DAMN WELL GIVE ME A SMIDGEN OF PRIDE TO CLING TO.

So, vertical, horizontal or should I get out a protractor?

(Crom, you don’t have to shout. Here’s a slightly more rational explanation of the avatar, without a pesky succubus-

I HEARD THAT, JACKANAPE!

(-shouting at you every opportunity. Anyway, since Miss Non-Parenthetical feels so strongly about it, maybe I’ll have to get out the art supplies and give it a go.)

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I know I say this an awful lot, but everybody ought to have a maid.
(Artist is Real XXIII.)

I know I say this an awful lot, but everybody ought to have a maid.

(Artist is Real XXIII.)

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Quick, we have to save all that blood before it goes to waste! To the skies, my minion!
(Artist is 10rou. Characters are Morrigan and Lilith Aensland.)

Quick, we have to save all that blood before it goes to waste! To the skies, my minion!

(Artist is 10rou. Characters are Morrigan and Lilith Aensland.)

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Darnit, do you know how hard it is to eat cheesecake off of your own boobs?
(Artist is Polarityplus)

Darnit, do you know how hard it is to eat cheesecake off of your own boobs?

(Artist is Polarityplus)

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'Goblins are short, ugly creatures.' <- It's rampart speciesism and ignorance, that's what it is. 
(Artist is Agawa Ryou.)

'Goblins are short, ugly creatures.' <- It's rampart speciesism and ignorance, that's what it is. 

(Artist is Agawa Ryou.)

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Carnivorous boobs, very dangerous. You go first.
(Artist is Kiyoko3sai.)

Carnivorous boobs, very dangerous. You go first.

(Artist is Kiyoko3sai.)

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Why does all the sextimes jitsu stuff give me a headache? It&#8217;s like the designers had some perverse sense of irony.
(Artist is Maruishi. Character is Fujibayashi Sheena, from Tales of Symphonia.

Why does all the sextimes jitsu stuff give me a headache? It’s like the designers had some perverse sense of irony.

(Artist is Maruishi. Character is Fujibayashi Sheena, from Tales of Symphonia.

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